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Horsemeat? Raw? Are you fucking kidding me? (Sirenswail 5)
Date: Early fall 1640Location: LondonMain Cast: Shio the Alice, Gundisalvus the Magic-User, Salith the ElfSupporting Cast: Helga of the Ulvenbrigaad, Harold the MulePreviously:Our heroes adjusted to...
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Essential Viewing for a Weird Campaign Part II: Archetypal
Here comes more inspiration and recommendation. This time around, it's archetypes, films so quintessentially and obviously weird that their relevancy to Weird storytellingshould leave you with a...
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Quick Combat: Redshirts and the Save Versus Death
When there are large quantities of combatants, especially of the same type, there's no reason to roll individual attacks and damage, and no reason to keep strict, detailed records of who's dying and...
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Morale as a d6 roll
It is known that I like to reduce miscellaneous rolls and mechanics to their approximate d6 equivalents. The foundation for this is the elegance of the LotFP d6 skill system, which I think is...
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Well, Shucks. You're Probably Gonna Get Waterboarded. (Sirenswail 6)
Date: Early fall 1640Location: LondonMain Cast: Shio the Acid-Burnout Alice, Gund the Amoral Magic-User, Salith the Cannibal ElfSupporting Cast: Helga of the Ulvenbrigaad, Harold the MulePreviously:...
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Blame the Catholics! (Sirenswail 7)
Date: November 5, 1640 Location: London Main Cast: Shio the Acid-Burnout Alice, Gund the Amoral Magic-User, Salith the Cannibal Elf Cast: Helga of the Ulvenbrigaad, Harold the MulePreviously:After a...
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Ref Tips for Running Tales of the Scarecrow
Tales of the Scarecrow is a short horror-themed adventure that is compatible with OSR games. It’s location based, and makes for a very solid “bottle episode” type of one-shot. Characters will find...
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d30 Rituals of Summer
Praise the D30, cyclopean chthonic orb, grandest of the dice. Accept this offering of rituals, and blessed be thy rolls. This table has weird summer-flavored customs, celebrations and rituals for...
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Playing B2: Keep on the Borderlands Right
It's probably the most played module of all time: the in-box adventure for the Basic sets, one of the foundational text of the OSR and the model for open-ended gameplay. I've played it (DCC), run it...
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Yeah, let's run towards the menacing scarecrow house. (Sirenswail 8-9)
Date: November 5, 1640 Location: Sirenswail, Irish countryside, County Kerry, IrelandMain Cast: Shio the Acid-Burnout Alice, Gund the Amoral Magic-User, Salith the Cannibal Elf, Reynault the...
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Haha, I found you, Illuminati spambots! You thought you could hide in Sweden,...
The saga of the Illuminati chat bots continues. Like, a lot... Oh, and I guess they're coming from Sweden on Macs running Firefox according to my analytics, at least right now. Generally they're Polish...
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Green Knight RPG Review
The 2021 film The Green Knight is, in my opinion, OSR as hell. It’s a quest by an amoral/morally complex knave to confront a strange and unique foe. There is a lot of wilderness travel and encounters...
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Midvinter Adventure Review (w/ bonus cultist gift table!)
Midvinter is a short cult-centric holiday adventure that is compatible with OSR games. It features wilderness survival and a lot of NPC interaction to explore and investigate kidnappings. The party...
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Vermis: Lost Dungeons and Forbidden Woods RPG artbook review (w/ bonus Goblin...
Your console boots up. You switch the input to TV03. Color bars flash, static fizzles. The CRT scanlines reveal the words Vermis: Lost Dungeons and Forbidden Woods. MIDI synth music issues forth, soft...
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Book of the Black Wizards OSR Spellbook Review (w/ bonus playlist!)
A while back, LotFP decided to explode the idea of balance in OSR magic. Vaginas Are Magic, their 2017 Free RPG Day release, as well as its follow-up James Raggi’s Eldritch Cock, are my favorite OSR...
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Cy_Borg Review (with bonus Citycrawl Events Table!)
A rotting world. Torn apart by nano-disasters and corporate gluttony, environmental collapse, and toxic holocaust. No one knows the year. Wars, depressions and kleptocracies have destroyed, rebuilt and...
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Cy_Borg Session: Lucky Flight Takedown Warning: SPOILERS!, NSFW (sex/violence)
Heist Job Date: 04.08.20X3Location: The Cy. Slums on the Ports/Bigmosse border, near the waterfront.Cast: Switch the Discharged Corp Killer, Yung Ruffian the Burned Hacker, Jinbu (“Bu”) the Shunned...
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Review: Do Not Accept This Quest by J.E. Evans II (w/ bonus Horrific Bodily...
I do not accept this quest.This quest is bad. There are many reasons. Prepare yourself.Do Not Accept This Quest by JE Evans II is a short location-based adventure. It’s supposed to be a skin-crawling...
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Ref Tips for Running Midvinter
Midvinter is a short cult-centric holiday adventure that is compatible with OSR games. It features wilderness survival and a lot of NPC interaction to explore and resolve cult kidnappings. The party...
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Get ya self some tapes. (w/ bonus lost codices table!)
I was already a hipster collecting vinyl. I knew it was kind of silly, but hey, I was supporting my favorite artists at shows and often getting a rare, collectible, sometimes signed copy of something I...
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An Open Letter to James Edward Raggi IV
James, Recently, you posted a video to the official Lamentations of the Flame Princess YouTube channel, entitled “All Hail Satan! … ?”. Based on prior videos, I assumed it was a sales event for the...
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Vermis 2: Mist & Mirrors Review (w/ bonus Scooby Doo Hallway portals!)
The dim light of a single bulb illuminates the messy stacks of dusty boxes in your attic. Treasures await. You hone in on what you seek. The lid of the foot locker creaks open on its damaged hinges. A...
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Album Review: Poison Ruin- Harvest (w/ bonus Peasant Rallying Cries table!)
Best album of 2023.I didn’t expect my favorite album of 2023 to be a punk album. While I like punk, it ranks much further down the ladder than metal, noise, electronic, and even alternative pop for me....
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Get ya self some tapes! pt 2 (w/ bonus lost codices table!)
Back with a second round of lo-fi, small batch Satanry in cassette form.You know the drill, it sounds kinda like shit (or "textured") in its production, so buy it in physical-sounds-like-shit form....
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Get ya self some tapes pt. 3 (w/ bonus Lost Codex table!)
Time for another round of haunting, jamming black metal and dungeon synth in its physical form. And why tapes? Well, they look kinda cool in their own aesthetic way, they make a ka-chunk in the...
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